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Japanese businessmen are talking during an afternoon dip in the hot baths at the Geisha House. The first businessman says, “Hirokosan, I have some unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you.”
Hirokosan can’t believe what he hears, and asks for more information.
“Your wife is dishonoring you with a foreigner of the Jewish faith.”
Shocked, Hirokosan goes home and confronts his wife. “I am told that you are dishonoring me with a foreigner of the Jewish faith.”
She replies, “That is lie. Where you hear such mishigas?”